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Nothing to Lose
“Never get into a lane-Âmerging game of chicken with a person who has a garbage bag for a car-door window.” —@MelvinOfYork
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Sing Your Heart Out
“If anyone catches me singing in my car, my reaction is to stare at them until it’s awkward for both of us.” —@Rhodes411
Don’t miss this side-splitting story of an RV road trip gone wrong.
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Wage Envy
“How is it that a parking spot gets paid more per hour than I do?” —@markedly
Check out more funny work jokes that are sure to make you smile.
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Under Scrutiny
“The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.” —@armyVet1972
Here are 25 knock-knock jokes that are genuinely funny.
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Costly Compliment
“Somebody actually complimented my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield that said ‘parking fine.'” —@aadil
Brush up on the driving tips you’ve probably forgotten since driver’s ed.
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Dodge Rammed
“The irony of being hit by a Dodge.” —@rikpayne
Looking for more laughs? Check out the best comedies on Netflix right now.
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Is This Real Life?
“When I see someone driving the same car I’m driving, I always peer in to make sure it’s not me from another dimension.” —@yoyoha
Here are 25 purr-fectly hilarious cat GIFs for every occasion.
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Too Much Information
“Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I was driving with my eyes closed?
Officer: What?!
Me: What?” —@3sunzzz
You won’t believe these funny news headlines actually ran.
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Know When to Quit
“How to parallel park:
Step 1. Park somewhere else.” —@XplodingUnicorn
Every mom and dad can relate to these funny parenting tweets.
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(Un)happy Medium
“Ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?” —@talesofarealist
Next, check out the best Canadian jokes of all time.