10 Tweets About Driving That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
How to parallel park: Step 1 - Park somewhere else.
Nothing to Lose
“Never get into a lane-Âmerging game of chicken with a person who has a garbage bag for a car-door window.” —@MelvinOfYork
Sing Your Heart Out
“If anyone catches me singing in my car, my reaction is to stare at them until it’s awkward for both of us.” —@Rhodes411
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Wage Envy
“How is it that a parking spot gets paid more per hour than I do?” —@markedly
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Under Scrutiny
“The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.” —@armyVet1972
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Costly Compliment
“Somebody actually complimented my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield that said ‘parking fine.'” —@aadil
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Dodge Rammed
“The irony of being hit by a Dodge.” —@rikpayne
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Is This Real Life?
“When I see someone driving the same car I’m driving, I always peer in to make sure it’s not me from another dimension.” —@yoyoha
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Too Much Information
“Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I was driving with my eyes closed?
Officer: What?!
Me: What?” —@3sunzzz
You won’t believe these funny news headlines actually ran.
Know When to Quit
“How to parallel park:
Step 1. Park somewhere else.” —@XplodingUnicorn
Every mom and dad can relate to these funny parenting tweets.
(Un)happy Medium
“Ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?” —@talesofarealist
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