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Sleep Jokes Everyone Can Relate To
I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers. —@wolfyneyda
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Sleep Anxiety
I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake. —@shariv67
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Bear Country
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world. —@longwall2
These hilarious golf jokes are better than a hole in one.
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Looking on the Bright Side
Any job is a dream job if you fall asleep in meetings. —@somaddysmith
Here are 100+ more work jokes that will help you make it through the week.
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Battery Full
There are many theories on why humans even need to sleep, but I’m pretty sure it’s to charge our phones. —@alispagnola
Everyone can relate to these funny tweets about technology.
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Up in Smoke
Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the Internet. —@JermHimselfish
These DIY jokes will bring down the house!
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Inanimate Objects
Until I started experiencing insomnia, I had no idea it was possible to be this furious with each of my pillows individually. —@morninggloria
Check out 20 more family-friendly jokes shared by our readers.
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How to Impress Your Lover
My wife just goes to sleep when she gets tired and it’s the most impressed I ever am by anyone doing anything. —@joshgondelman
Here’s some (serious) advice on how to fix your sleep schedule.
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Ultimate Motivation
Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.” —@AbbyHasIssues
If you’ve ever been accused of snoring, you’ll relate to this woman’s hilarious story.
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Beam Me to Sleep, Scotty
If teleportation becomes a real thing, I’m just going to use it to zap myself to a different timezone and get three hours of extra sleep every night. —@ch000ch
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