10 Funny Sleep Jokes That Will Have You Laughing in Bed
Updated: Mar. 31, 2023
Can't seem to get a good night's sleep? These funny sleep jokes might not be the cure for insomnia, but they sure beat counting sheep.
Sleep Jokes Everyone Can Relate To
I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers. —@wolfyneyda
Sleep Anxiety
I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake. —@shariv67
Did someone say cake? Check out our all-time favourite birthday jokes.
Bear Country
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world. —@longwall2
These hilarious golf jokes are better than a hole in one.
Looking on the Bright Side
Any job is a dream job if you fall asleep in meetings. —@somaddysmith
Here are 100+ more work jokes that will help you make it through the week.
Battery Full
There are many theories on why humans even need to sleep, but I’m pretty sure it’s to charge our phones. —@alispagnola
Everyone can relate to these funny tweets about technology.
Up in Smoke
Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the Internet. —@JermHimselfish
These DIY jokes will bring down the house!
Inanimate Objects
Until I started experiencing insomnia, I had no idea it was possible to be this furious with each of my pillows individually. —@morninggloria
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How to Impress Your Lover
My wife just goes to sleep when she gets tired and it’s the most impressed I ever am by anyone doing anything. —@joshgondelman
Here’s some (serious) advice on how to fix your sleep schedule.
Ultimate Motivation
Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.” —@AbbyHasIssues
If you’ve ever been accused of snoring, you’ll relate to this woman’s hilarious story.
Beam Me to Sleep, Scotty
If teleportation becomes a real thing, I’m just going to use it to zap myself to a different timezone and get three hours of extra sleep every night. —@ch000ch
If you enjoyed these sleep jokes, be sure to check out our all-time favourite knock-knock jokes.
