10 Honest Marriage Quotes from Famous Men
Updated: Oct. 04, 2018
Take a timeout for some romantic insight with these funny and heartfelt famous marriage quotes by men.
1. Denzel Washington, Actor and Director
“Here’s the secret to a happy marriage: Do what your wife tells you.”
2. Jerry Seinfeld, Comedian
“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner.”
3. Jon Bon Jovi, Singer-Songwriter
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she’s coming with me.”
4. Chris Rock, Comedian
“No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, ‘Hey, man, women are crazy,’ you’ve got a friend.”
5. Clint Eastwood, Actor and Director
“They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”
6. Jim Carrey, Comedian
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
7. William Shatner, Actor
“I love the concept of togetherness and the entwinement of marriage.”
8. Roger Ebert, Movie Critic
“Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.”
9. John Lennon, Singer-Songwriter
“Rituals are important. Nowadays it’s hip not to be married. I’m not interested in being hip.”
10. Socrates, Philosopher
“My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.”
